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Satan is a Bitch

by CANCER CHRIST

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George F amazing band in every way. See them live
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Skvm Cadaverous the kind of degenerate noisey punk shit that just absolutely tickles my nipples...... in the name of Christ of course 🙏
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Xizoo /grave is good is very good Favorite track: Hail Christ III.
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Syfter Abaddon Honestly kind of bummed with this one, especially compared to the first EP, which felt like it had more substance. Though the into track is cool, other than Satan is a bitch there really isn't a song on this EP per se. Even the third track is rather lackluster compared to tracks on the first EP like baptized in piss and shit.

But oh well, we got at least some new comment from cancer Christ and that's enough for now. Hail christ! Favorite track: Satan is a Bitch.
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Haunt Luma GET BEHIND ME, SATAN, YOU INCEL MF! THIS EP HAS BEEN THE DRIVING FORCE BEHIND MY PERSONAL RELATIONSHIP WITH THE SAVIOR AND GIVEN ME FELLOWSHIP IN CHRIST WITH HIS DIVINE FLOCK. MAY GOD BLESS ST. ANTHONY AND THE SNAKE BOYS AND GIRLS FOR TIME AND ALL ETERNITY. I SAY THESE THINGS IN JESUS’ NAME-AMEN! Favorite track: Satan is a Bitch.
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  • CANCER CHRIST - Satan is a Bitch 7" - PISS YELLOW (Sweatband Exclusive)
    Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    THIS IS A PRE-ORDER with an estimated shipping date of June 9th 2023…

    VERY LIMITED Sweatband Records EXCLUSIVE PISS YELLOW Variant!


    Featuring 4 brand new tracks:

    Hail Christ III

    Satan is a Bitch

    Dear God Death Squad

    Hail Christ VI


    Recorded by: Tommy Meehan

    Mixed and Mastered by: Rollie Ulug

    Includes unlimited streaming of Satan is a Bitch via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.     ... more

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  • CANCER CHRIST - Satan is a Bitch 7" EP
    Record/Vinyl + Digital Album

    400 x 7" EP
    - 200 x BLOOD Vinyl
    - 200 x FLESH Vinyl

    Limited to 400 Worldwide!!!!
    ****Please note that mockups are digitally generated and may differ from the final product.

    Includes unlimited streaming of Satan is a Bitch via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.

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Hail Christ III 00:22
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Satan is a Bitch 01:51
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Dear God Death Squad 01:11
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4.
Hail Christ VI 01:09
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about

Welcome to our humble Church..
Spreading the gospel through their unique brand of Reptilian Power Violence, Saint Anthony and The Snake People have been sent down from Heaven on a holy mission to make all politicians, pedophiles, and police officers suffer slowly…

Our main mission statement though, is to bring people together. We aim to create a safe space for fans and freaks of all genders, sexualities, races, etc.


HEADLINES
"'WE WANT BLOOD' Inside gig of Reptilian Christian Christ Violence punk band that ‘cleanses the damned’ with blood baptisms & wild chants"
- The U.S. Sun

"Christian punk band 'cleanses damned’ with blood baptisms and wild chants at bizarre gig"
- The Mirror

"CANCER CHRIST Aims To Save Fans From Satan With Blood Baptisms, Flamethrowers & Vicious Hardcore"
- Metal Injection

"There’s a ‘Reptilian Christian Christ Violence’ Band That Bathes Fans in Blood at Shows"
- Loudwire

credits

released June 9, 2023

Produced by: Tommy Meehan and Anthony Mehlhaff
Recorded in Los Angeles in 2022 at:
Dolphin Fucker Studios by Tommy Meehan
and Seahorse Sound by Cameron Acosta
Mixed and Mastered by: Rollie Ulug
Photos by: Raz Azraai
Lyrics Photo by: Rob Coons
Blood Spit Photo by: Oginee Viamontes
Bloody Babe: Valentine Dejoie
Layout by: Tommy Meehan and Anthony Mehlhaff
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CANCER CHRIST Los Angeles, California

We shall be the only Church left on God’s crumbling planet! Satan Is A Bitch, Hail Christ!

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